I Want to Untie Myself

I wish there were teleporters so we could belong to no place, so you could step out of your bathroom in Boston and sit by the  river in Paris. I've heard it said that they might already exist, but like all things that make perfect sense, it'll destroy some businesses if we use them and they keep getting smothered out. Who would ever go through an airport again. Especially with this shit going on the last couple weeks. I got tired of saying "goddamn government" a long time ago and now when I...