HOW TO KEEP A MAN

Ok Ladies, do you want to know the secret to keeping your man around for life?

Make him fat.

When we’re happy we get fat. When we get fat other women aren’t attracted to us and we’re too lazy to go out looking for them anyway.

Although this method will backfire when he looks in the mirror one day and no longer see the sexy guy he used to be.

Keep his belly full and his running shoes on and you’ll live happily ever after!