So What Will They Do With The LHC Now?

Not only have Scientists found God, they can now have Mass as well!!! This finding of the Higgs-Boson is all very well and good, but there are two rather obvious (to my mind) questions which need answering, viz. -

How is mankind going to make use of the Higgs-Boson now it’s actually been found; and
What the hell are they going to do with the Large Hadron Collider now???

Let’s face it, there is now a large circular tunnel underneath Switzerland which overnight has been turned into a White Elephant. So what I would like for the many millions of readers of this blog to do is to post their funniest suggestion for the what to do with a Large Hadron Collider that’s going spare as a comment to this blog-post.

The best suggestion will win a free autographed copy of my newest book, This Is Not A Fairy Story – due out this August. Closing date is Friday 13th July 2012, or as soon as CERN admit they got it wrong and haven’t found the Higgs-Boson at all, whichever comes sooner.

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