Victor Bayne Q&A day 2 roundup

Here's the hijinks from day 2 over at the PsyCop Facebook fan page:

Q: If you and Jacob could both get a week or two off at the same time - what would you do?

A: We'll see if maybe he can be more demanding about his time off now. Maybe he can get away with it and we can actually plan a vacation. Flying commercial turned out to be such a non-issue for me that I wouldn't mind getting to see someplace other than Chicago. Theoretically someplace where I wasn't busy working. Not too hot. Not too cold. No one missing. No one dead. And a good Mexican restaurant. I dunno where that would be...but I wouldn't mind going there. –Vic

Q: Would you ever consider buying a decent suit?

A: I consider lots of things...then time just runs out on me. The "long" sizes from the Big & Tall shop fit really well right off the rack, and then one day I was driving by and saw a "For Lease" sign in their window. Come on! They're in business fifty years and suddenly they can't stay open long enough for me to grab a few blazers? –Vic

Q: What's your favorite part of Jacob? I know mine. ;)

A: How embarrassing...I never talk to people about stuff like this. You'd think it was his ass or his shoulders or whatever else he punishes on machines on a regular basis, but there's something about his focus that's really flattering. I feel like when I talk to people, whatever's going on is like 90% about them. But there's something about the way Jacob mulls over our interactions that makes me feel like I really am half of our relationship.

Eh, that probably didn't make any sense. His ass. He has an amazing ass. You could set a drink on it. –Vic

Q: It's so hot here in Cincinnati, it made me want to ask one very important question.....what is your favorite flavor of ice cream? :)

A: What's with this summer, seriously? Coffee flavored ice cream always hits the spot...but really, chocolate, vanilla, all of that normal stuff is fine. Anything without chunks in it. I'm not too keen on surprises. –Vic

Q: I am sure Ive read your preference somewhere along the line but its not coming to me.....boxers or tightie-whitied and why?

A: WHERE THE HELL IS SOMEONE WRITING ABOUT MY UNDERWEAR PREFERENCE? Fucking Crash...don't believe a word he says. Er, writes. He thinks he's so funny.
-Vic

Q: Do you worry about people finding out Jacob isn't a Stiff?

A: Are we alone here? Okay. I've given this some thought and I'm pretty sold on the idea that maybe Jacob is one of the few "real" Stiffs out there.

In general, though, I wish he and I, and all of us psychs, could just pretend there was "nothing to see here" and blend back in to the rest of the population. I hate the thought of our talent being as good as a big target painted on our backs. Especially Jacob. People remember his face, even if they've only seen him on TV once or met him a year ago, they still remember him. He's got a presence like that. So I feel like if anyone is sharp enough to stay safe, it's him. But also that it would be really difficult for him to quietly disappear and blend in, like I could if I chose to. –Vic

Q: I know the two of you are hardcore with the working and not alot of downtime but I get a very old fashioned vibe from Jacob and im wondering what would you say was the most romantic thing he has ever done in the time you've been together?....and how did you reciprocate?

A: Oh, that's an easy one! First we had burgers at this total dive out off the Eisenhower where the suburbs get a little hayseed, then he carted me over to a civilian shooting range, where he gave me ten full clips. (And with no butch jock cops staring at me, of course, my accuracy was pretty good.)

And I gave him a hummer in the car afterward. -Vic