"Look at that majestic man!"
"What are you talking about?"
"His majestic beard! Look how people hand him money without requesting any services in return! He must be of royal descent, and he humbles us with his presence."
"Are you seriously on drugs right now? That man is homeless. He's panhandling for Christ's sake."
"Jesus Christ! Yes, he was bearded as well."
"Your pupils are huge."
"I shall embark on a beard-growing quest! Defeat Gillette's six-bladed dragon, one blade cunningly hidden on the ba...
Published on January 03, 2010 07:00