What I Need and Don't Need from Hotels

I've been traveling a lot lately, and it's given me plenty of time to think about what I need and don't need from hotels. My list is below.

What I need from hotels:

- A light switch right inside the door. I hate walking into a dark hotel room and having to feel around for a lamp while worrying about tripping over a dead prostitute or stepping on an uncapped hypodermic needle.