What Books Should I Read to Impress a Guy?

What Books Should I Read to Impress a Guy?:

The answer to this question all depends on how long you need to seem cool,
sexy, and effortlessly smart for. If it’s for a one night stand, or for a
decent favor, don’t waste your time on reading (that’s not cool!), just go
ahead and lie about what you’re reading. If you see some dumb, over-praised
book on said guy’s top shelf, you can ask what they think about it and then
say, Oh yeah, totally. You can put that book on your imaginary top shelf
too or imagine that you regret putting it on your imaginary top shelf.
Lying can be real if you imagine successfully.