I Love You, but I'm Not Your Beta Reader...

I just opened the most unusual e-mail I think I've ever had from a published author, and this post is just a small rant about what that e-mail contained.

At first I thought it was spam...one of those I'm trapped in a foreign country and I need your help things. Or, if you give me your bank number I'll put a million dollars into your account.

I usually just delete and don't even read. But this looked different.

And it was different. Evidently, it's some kind of author promotion where...