[GAME] A Historical Mad Lib Game

If you are not familiar with the word game "Mad Libs", here's how it works. There is a short story already prepared where numerous words have been left blank. Their part of speech is noted and players asked to supply words that fit those parts of speech. The story is then read, or in this case printed, with the words filled in. The stories are often quite hilarious.

For example, let's say I ask you for this list of words:

animal, plural
adjective
noun, plural
verb, past tense
food
liquid

You supply:

a...