I cant help it.

I logged onto Facebook this morning while walking my dog and saw that most of my friends had posted wishes for a happy new year. 

These status updates seemed benign enough, but instantly, I felt the need to do the opposite.  Reject the norm.  Resist the pull of the majority.  Post a status update to the contrary.  

I can't explain why I feel this way, but I always have.  My mother used to refer to me as The Instigator.  Others have used less polite language to describe my propensity to...