I'm glad that's resolved

I generally post my New Year's resolutions in April or May, right after I answer my fan mail from the previous year. In 2008, for some reason, I posted my resolutions on December 31st. There were three of them, including this:

2. Destroy Kirkus Reviews. I'm not quite sure how, and I may need help, but it is about time that someone put that cowardly, badly-written, low-circulation piece of smug, pretentious garbage out of its (and our)misery. Volunteers?

As some of you may have heard, Kirkus...