Guest Blogger Jock Stewart Discounts Resolutions

Have you noticed? Folks are slobbering all over themselves writing self-aggrandizing new year's resolutions designed to make them look politically correct and or something other than schmucks.

A guy on the street came up to me and said, "You don't know me, but in 2010 I'm going to do everything in my power to bring about world peace."

"Great," I said. "What action items do you have on your list so far?"

"Those are for next year," he said. "What about you?"

"I'm practically perfect in every way," ...