A Short but Comprehensive List of Clown Questions

What’s your favorite beer?

Do you have any tips for applying greasepaint?

How many bowling pins can you juggle at once?

When did you first learn how to ride a unicycle?

Have you ever been mauled by a bull?

Do you do bar mitzvahs?

If I shake your hand, will I feel an electric shock?

Can you make me a giraffe out of balloons?

How long is your handkerchief?

Does the sadness ever creep up on you?