Author, Write Thyself

There’s an idiot in the village.  Every village has one and the Fens are no exception.  Unfortunately, this time, that idiot might be me.  You see, I have moved into a new flat which means that I’m able to walk to work for the first time in ten years.  This is brilliant because I don’t have to donate an internal organ every time I fill up the petrol tank – take that you thieving petrol tax trolls – and I can protect the little furry animals in the environment by not taking...