ABSOLUTE ABSURDITIES

I was doing some reading online about fantasy football. (Yes, fantasy football is just Dungeons and Dragons for less obvious nerds. And yes, I've been both kinds.)

The site I was reading also contains what the author calls his "raves" - writing on topics that have nothing to do with football.


He wrote about meeting another person he found annoying:


"Number one, he wouldn't shut up about how great The Who was and how they were 'the greatest band of all-time' and how Pete Townshend was the 'g...