Drumroll, please...

...and the winner of my birthday competition is Robert Crosby. The paperback of Ice Picks will be winging its way to you shortly. Thank you to all who entered and RT'd on Twitter.

In other news, I'm working on two things at the moment. A short story that refuses to find its end (tattoos, fake love and the Devil) and a novel that seems to be hurtling towards its end thus making it a novella (here there be monsters). Hey, I heart novellas. Both will use as many words as they need to. I hope. We really don't want waffle, waffle, waffle nor a whirlwind that leaves the reader going 'huh!'. Not that I would ever do the latter. No, not me.

And in further news, well I have no further news.

Note to self: do something newsworthy
Extra note to self: newsworthy thing must be legal.