“So The Frogs in Narnia are Smashed.”

This morning, the words “So the frogs in Narnia are smashed,” were uttered in my kitchen. This incredible out-of-context phrase came courtesy of my son.

Context? Okay. This requires explaining some old Schechter Lore, though.

Maybe about fifteen years ago, we had a tiny little frog in the house. We had a cat at the time, so I wanted to catch the frog before the cat did. The frog hopped underneath the coffee-table in my family room… and vanished. I moved the coffee-table, but there were no ...