How To Be Old – A Beginner’s Guide! (20)

Advice on growing old disgracefully from an elderly delinquent with many years of expertise in the art – plus free optional snark…

If your’re old then you should keep to this
And not be caught having a kiss
With a handsom young buck
Who just had a luck-
Key escape from a much younger miss!

Eleanor Swift-Hook

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Published on November 17, 2025 01:00
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