Andrew Johnson: Monkey Detective
Ulysses S. Grant: French Toast Enthusiast
Rutherford B. Hayes:
Student Council Treasurer
James A. Garfield: Lucha Libre
Chester Arthur:
Cocktail Waitress
Grover Cleveland: Amateur Tattoo Artist
Benjamin Harrison: Spin Doctor
Grover Cleveland: Semi-Professional Tattoo Artist
William McKinley:
Harlem Globetrotter
Theodore Roosevelt:
Collector of Exotic Birds
William Howard Taft: Parking Lot Attendant
Woodrow Wilson: Horse Whisperer
Warren G. Harding: Baker of Erotic Cakes
Calvin Coolidge: Pool Shark
Herbert Hoover: Reluctant Party Host
Franklin D. Roosevelt: Belly Dancer
Harry S. Truman: Serial Monogamist
Dwight D. Eisenhower: Opener of Stubborn Jars
John F. Kennedy:
Youth Group Minister
Lyndon B. Johnson: Former Member of the Band Menudo
Richard Nixon: Alligator Wrestler
Gerald Ford: Live Action Role Player
Jimmy Carter: Peanut Farmer
Ronald Reagan: Lovable Chimney Sweep
George W. Bush: Rocket Scientist
Barack Obama: Street Magician