Possible Sequels to Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter

Andrew Johnson: Monkey Detective



Ulysses S. Grant: French Toast Enthusiast



Rutherford B. Hayes:  Student Council Treasurer 



James A. Garfield: Lucha Libre



Chester Arthur:  Cocktail Waitress



Grover Cleveland: Amateur Tattoo Artist



Benjamin Harrison: Spin Doctor



Grover Cleveland: Semi-Professional Tattoo Artist



William McKinley:  Harlem Globetrotter 



Theodore Roosevelt:  Collector of Exotic Birds



William Howard Taft: Parking Lot Attendant



Woodrow Wilson: Horse Whisperer



Warren G. Harding: Baker of Erotic Cakes



Calvin Coolidge: Pool Shark



Herbert Hoover: Reluctant Party Host



Franklin D. Roosevelt: Belly Dancer



Harry S. Truman: Serial Monogamist



Dwight D. Eisenhower: Opener of Stubborn Jars



John F. Kennedy:  Youth Group Minister



Lyndon B. Johnson: Former Member of the Band Menudo



Richard Nixon: Alligator Wrestler



Gerald Ford: Live Action Role Player



Jimmy Carter: Peanut Farmer



Ronald Reagan: Lovable Chimney Sweep



George W. Bush: Rocket Scientist



Barack Obama: Street Magician

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