WHAT’S COOL HAS ALREADY BEEN DONE

Everyone is always looking for what’s next. The next type of pop music, the new type of rock n roll, the new hair cut, the new car, the new condom.

Everything cool has already been done. Your track bike makes you look like a d-bag and your ironic band singing about how poor you are although your father is a nuclear physicist needs to get kicked in the balls.

Put on some Aerosmith and crank it up. Asshole.