A List of Non-Book Gift Suggestions for the Gentle Reader

I’m told that there are people out there who still haven’t finished their holiday shopping. It’s November, y’all! You must be frantic at this point, so here’s my well-intentioned effort to help get your life back on track.

Readers require little from life, and those needs with which they are burdened may be easily met with a small amount of thought and consideration. When next you find cause to provide some token of affection to a Reader, you may wish to consider one or more of the following sugg...