My tweets

Wed, 12:44 : I respect people in Batman shirts slightly more than I do those in Superman shirts.. perhaps it's my hatred of showboating jingoists. Wed, 13:38 : Ends this Friday! Support me, help 826NYC & get a chance to win a signed set of my Simon books http://t.co/U1uTKUGY Wed, 14:06 : If you last name is Palin I'm sorry, but I don't want to see you on reality TV unless the show is called Celebrity Cage Match To the Death Wed, 14:15 : Considering it's the day after a Lego game launch, I'm surprised I'm not home "sick" Wed, 18:59 : Saving grace of my day was talking with the delightful @DevonMonk for the podcast... there shall be BREAKING NEWS! #sekritpodcasterissekrit Thu, 00:06 : I guess if you don't like vampires in the first place, I DO deserve that new one star review :P Thu, 01:22 : Oh look. More page proofs. #EFFYOU! Thu, 01:40 : Given the heat in NYC, I declare tomorrow No Pants Thursday! Beware, my fellow New Yorkers! Thu, 03:55 : And now, much like my beloved Elder Gods, I SLUMBER!