32 flavors and then some

I have a problem. I wrote a story for Torquere's NOH8 Charity Sip thing without ever actually looking at Torquere's guidelines and now I think it might not be what they are looking for. See? Problem.

Know who's not a problem? Kristi P! Who is Da Winna! And for whom I am already thinkin' about magic and banter. :)