Out of the box

Apparently, yesterday was Boxing Day, and I missed it. I'll try to make up for it by punching two people today.

Thanks to the latest terror attempt, travelers might not be able to get up during the last hour of the flight, or use a lap blanket. That's a bad combination. If I can't leave my seat, I'd at least like to have a blanket to piss into.

I realize that was a bit crude, but given that nobody reads blogs on the weekend, and ever noerbodies read them on holiday weekends, I think it's saf...