The Unspeakably Hedonistic Lifestyle of an Author On Book Tour

It’s just a little before 3pm on a Saturday in Boise, and I’ve fed myself on a Subway Bacon Chicken Ranch sub (with oatmeal raisin cookie), and now I’m going to lie around on a bed in a darkened hotel room, watching YouTube cooking video until my brain is ready for a nice afternoon nap.

These are my unhinged tour habits! The pure licentiousness is the stuff of legend!

Anyway, hello, Boise. I will see you tonight at that most hedonistic of night haunts, the public library.

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