Introducing Sockboy; or, Why Minion Is No Longer Minion

This was what I promised to post last Saturday since I didn't post any L.A.O.S. Sadly, technical errors, etc etc. But! There is more L.A.O.S. for Friday, and you get ALL of Sockboy #1 today! Yay!

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Read all of Sockboy #1: Sockboy and the Mystery of the Missing Sock!