We Caught the Terrorist, So Let's Have More Restrictions!

Some goofy terrorist wannabe named Umar Farouk Abdulmutallab set off an incendiary device in his own lap on an aircraft, and scorched the living fuck out of his thighs. (Of course "thighs" may be a euphemism here.)(He was on a watch list, apparently, so I have to wonder why he and his thighs weren't checked out before he got on the plane.)According to the FBI, Umar is in custody and singing like