Cheekiness by Design: A Black Cat’s Research Report on Household Science

Written by Professor Lucifer Fluffovich, PhD (Physics of Dropped Keys), Feline Institute of Domestic Inquiry

Abstract

Humans frequently misclassify feline research activity as “cheeky” or “annoying.” This paper seeks to correct that misconception by presenting evidence that cats are, in fact, pioneers in multiple scientific disciplines.

Introduction

Humans complain that we are “naughty.” They fail to recognize rigorous experimental design when they see it. Toppling mugs? Gravity trials. Dismantl...