Why I Don’t Post “Why I Don’t ___” Posts

While surfing the vast and crapulent Internets I’ve seen many a blog post kind, but one of the more insidious1 is the “Why I Don’t ____”2 variety. Typically the premise of such posts starts as why the blogger “don’t use some programming language”, “don’t like cake” or “don’t not club baby seals” and follows up [...]