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From Tam, who has been considering those smart phone apps that some people install to keep everyone around them apprised of their exact location at all times.

I mean, seriously, unless your name is Chris Hansen, the only use for these programs is to basically yell “Yoo-hoo! Beastie! Come and eat me!” I toyed with the idea of setting up a bogus profile as a 22-year-old named Tiffani-with-an-”i” myself, but figured that I’d run afoul of the Department of Natural Resources for hunting over bait.

The rest.