It’s The Way I Tell ’Em (37)

Some of the best one-liners from the Edinburgh Fringe 2025, allegedly:

We named our children War and Peace – it’s a long story – Olaf Falafel.

I just got a personal trainer. She’s horrible to me but my body goal is a thicker skin – Bella Hull

At my lowest, I was kicked out of the museum for being inappropriate with Michelangelo’s David. I’d hit rock bottom – Andrew Doherty

Everyone is worried about AI. I’m more concerned with what the other vowels are up to – Rob Auton

People who say bath bombs are relaxing have clearly never tried to carry one home in the rain – Ian Smith

I love getting Latin chat-up lines. I carpe every DM – Amelia Hamilton

This spider has been in my house so long, it should pay half the wifi. As a web developer, it can afford to – Sikisa

I went on a date with a matador but there were too many red flags – Chris Grace

America is like my ex-boyfriend. Our relationship was toxic, when I left everyone called me brave, and now every morning I pull up social media to see how ugly he’s getting – Candace Bryan

I’m not nostalgic but I used to be. Those were the days – Rajiv Karia