If you're, erm, 'into' Erotica a few alternative reads to the current bestseller.
Liked the comment below the line asking why for the middle classes books like this are called 'Erotica' while for the working class it's 'porn'
http://www.guardian.co.uk/books/2012/...
Incidentally, when you are a bestselling author I hope the Guardian is as loyal to you as you have been to them!