Argh Author: Opal Mason’s Ice Planet Octogenarians Book 2: Squoot’s Squeeze
Our own Jeanne Estridge, writing as Opal Mason, has released the second book in her Ice Planet Octogenarians quartet of sci-fi romcoms.
Squoot’s Squeeze
“Ice Planet Barbarians Meets Golden Girls!”
Have you heard the one about the four old hens that crash land on a desolate ice planet, only to discover that the inhabitants can turn them back into spring chickens?
Now one of the aliens is offering to cut me in on that deal. Squoot is the shortest guy in the tribe but, at six foot, he still towers over me. And even with four thumbs and giant antlers, he’s one cutie-patootie. I’m on board with getting younger, but Squoot insists that Harmonance, the mystical force that rules this planet, has chosen me as his forever mate.
After thirty years in the Marines and another twenty running my local USO, I’ve had a bellyful of guys bossing me around.
This is no joke: I may only be four-foot-ten, but this gal will never be anyone’s little woman.
Available in print and ebook
Visit Jeanne at www.jeanneestridge.com
