Just for Fun Friday: Donnie Goes for His Playdate
All eyes are on Alaska as Little Donnie is in his way for his playdate with his friend Vladdy today. On the agenda is to sit in the sandbox and play with their Tonka trucks. The meeting will undoubtable result in either:
Donald selling the farm (the farm being Alaska) to the Russians for some magic beans which he will declare, “Is the greatest deal in all of history”or
Vladimir will agree to a ceasefireWhich one seems more plausible?
It just so happens we do happen to have the transcript of the meeting.
“Long time no see.”
“Yes. It has been a while.”
“Are we going to do this or just pretend?”
“You know you haven’t finished my ‘So you want to be a dictator’ online course yet.”
“There’s to many words and not enough charts.”
“Ah, yes. Your wonderful charts. You do love the charts. I have the Jr. version if you want.”
“Does it have pictures?”
“It has a string that you put and it tells you what sound the cow makes.”
[clapping sounds]
“Oh, goody, goody.”
“Here you go. Now go and play like a good 79 year old child and I’ll do all the world leader work.”
-Leon
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Leon Stevens is a multi-genre author, composer, guitarist, songwriter, and an artist, with a Bachelor of Music and Education. He published his first book of poetry, Lines by Leon: Poems, Prose, and Pictures in January 2020, followed by a book of original classical guitar compositions, Journeys, and a short story collection of science fiction/post-apocalyptic tales called The Knot at the End of the Rope and Other Short Stories. His newest publications are the novella trilogy, The View from Here, which is a continuation of one of his short stories, a new collection of poetry titled, A Wonder of Words, and his latest sci-fi mystery, Euphrates Vanished.
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