Welcome to my Substack 2.0

Hey all!

Listen. I can’t compete with the editorials here on Substack.

I just can’t!

Sometimes I come up with bangers! (Like this, this, and this.)
But why should I just ape what’s already being done on this platform?

If you know me, you know I’m a multi-hyphenate motherfucker!

Writer, director, editor, actor, author, blah blah blah!

So…why shouldn’t this Substack feel just as schizophrenic as I do?

YOU SHOULD NOW EXPECT:

An experimental podcast called “Bobby’s Commute,” in which I call random strangers (and friends) while trapped in my car in rush hour traffic.

Audio Posts!

Cartoons!

Videos!

AND GOD KNOWS WHAT ELSE.

We’re gonna try some shit.

<3

Bobby