I be highbrow horror, it's true.

I made a discovery recently.  I was looking into the mirror and saw something.  That something was my brow.  I think it's a little higher, now.  I'm not talking about my hairline (though if I was talking about my hairline, I'd be freaking out, because, if I'm allowed a shred of vanity, or anti-vanity, I'd be the ugliest bald man alive, I need my hair, oh please, I need it).  I pulled out a handy-dandy tape measurer and discovered, yes, my brow is indeed high.  A highbrow, as it...