WE SAW MONSTER VERMIN OPEN FOR THE CLASH

Rat the size of a dog found as monster vermin run riot in Yorkshire village

(Thanks to Ralph, B&C and John Lobert)

Here's another version of the story, with interesting units of measurement:

The giant rat, about the length of the carry-on luggage people might be wheeling on to a flight ��� or, if not on holiday, a desktop monitor ��� was found inside a person���s home in Normanby, Teesside.

(Thanks to Not My Usual Alias)