How To Be Old – A Beginner’s Guide! (4)
Advice on growing old disgracefully from an elderly delinquent with many years of expertise in the art – plus free optional snark…
Come on gran, Carpe Diem they said
But the pillow is soft to my head
I have doughnuts and milk
And my jammies are silk
So, f**k it, I’m staying in bed
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