Over the next couple days, as you find yourself in certai...

Over the next couple days, as you find yourself in certain situations, consider doing the following:

1. Smile at the crappy gift. Someone people just suck at the gift giving.
2. Eat the damned cookie. You might end up with a cookie-shaped blob protruding from your body somewhere, but damn, it's a blob made of happy.
3. Have a drink or don't. You know which.
4. Tell a funny memory to someone who will think it's funny.
5. Sniff an evergreen tree.
6. If the tree is fake, sniff it anyway. Anyone who th...