I don’t mean to brag, but I can confirm because this particular pig and I had a moment… once… many…

mr-gay-sex:

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mr-gay-sex:

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the whole “lipstick on a pig” thing makes no sense because the second we gave a pig access to makeup she became god’s cuntiest soldier

ALT

you cant do this to me

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DO NOT

I don’t mean to brag, but I can confirm because this particular pig and I had a moment… once… many years ago.