A Comprehensive Dictionary of Cat

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After years of labor, I have finallyassembled a comprehensive dictionary of Cat. It is as follows:

now?:Oh, please, sir. I'm ever so hungry. Will no one feed the nice cat?

Hark!:Damn your eyes, why did you make me do this? Your impudence will notbe soon forgotten. Clean up this hairball immediately. I'm going off to a quiet spot to plot vengeance.

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