WE NEED 23,000 PINTS OF ICE CREAM STAT

Semi-truck spills chocolate syrup on I-75 in Monroe County

Related: Spilled blueberries create 'traffic jam' in Mission

"Traffic jam." Har!

(Thanks to pharmaross, who says "Police had to preserve evidence at the accident scene. Thankfully, no commuters were berried alive.") (Also thanks to EricY)