It is the Glorious Fourth.

Have a beer (wine, soda, water, lemonade, scotch, milk, other liquids to taste). Grill (reheat, broil, fry, steam, eat cold, other food preparation methods to taste) some meat (fish, vegetables, breads, cheeses, salad, other foodstuffs to taste). Enjoy (no alternate menu choices will be offered at this time) being an American.

Happy Fourth.