Welcome, Fishducky!
A POOPY POST

Without a doubt, birds are the biggest perpetrators
of unwanted poop. Would that make them “poopetrators”?

How birds see us

A
bird’s version of potty training
Maybe you should be nicer to your husband:

They’re into politics, too:

I don’t want to offend anyone. Please feel free
to change the top 3 names to the administration of your choice.
We all know how much they love cars:


Birds aren’t the only of nature’s creatures to give us potty problems:



(This reminds me of a poem from my childhood. If you have
trouble reading it, I’ve put a “translation” at the end of this post—
or you could ask your children to read it to you.)
A b, c d goldfish?
O, s, a r! S, a r!
C m p n?
When
one of my granddaughters was being toilet trained, her daddy put her on
her baby potty (on the floor) & left the room for a minute. When
he returned, she was sitting there reading a magazine, upside down.
(The magazine was upside down, not my granddaughter.) This isn’t her,
but it’s pretty close:

I’ll leave you with some people who have something you never have—
a poopy attitude:



And, of course, this is NEVER you:

(The poem)
Abie, see the goldfish?
Hell, them ain’t no goldfish!
Oh, yes, they are! Yes, they are!
See ‘em peein’?
I apologize for this post----fishducky
