PSA: Please Don’t Touch Adam Savage’s Butt

Quick PSA for the kids out there – Please Don’t Touch Adam Savage’s Butt. I’m sorry that this is necessary to say, I sincerely wish it wasn’t. But when you see Adam Savage, and you see Adam Savage’s butt – please do us all a favor and keep your hands to yourself. Here’s the video that precipitated this public service annoucement:



As bad as this is, it’s not 1% of what female celebrities have to put up with, as Adam is quick to point out. Can we all agree on something? God forbid I become famous and you see me in public, I want you to remember: my bum is 150% *off limits.* Got it?

I’m sorry I have to say this, I wish that I don’t – this is one of the reasons I have no interest in being any kind of a celebrity. I feel the video speaks for itself but in case you need to hear it again: please don’t touch my butt. Please don’t touch Adam Savage’s butt. Touching other people’s butts – without their permission or approval – is not cool. It’s a party foul. It’s what gets you banned from most relationships – and it should get you banned from civilization, too.

We don’t want that, right? Good – thanks – glad we had this discussion. Please don’t touch Adam Savage’s butt. Hands to yourself. It’s okay to enjoy Mythbusters, it’s okay to tell Adam Savage that you appreciate his work. Butt touching? No bueno. Please don’t. Thanks for coming to my TED talk.

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