07:02 Feb 25

Wideboy Alarm Clock

IN

Going out with your third-tier friend

Sleeping early, like around 11 PM

Joining a book club and following through

A full half-day, thorough Sunday resets

“Abracadabra” by Lady Gaga music video

Buying more than one vinyl variant

Get on talking terms with your ex

OUT

Being nice without reservations

Talking too much about your crushes

Fucking your coworkers

Kopi Susu

Drinking on weekdays

Saying “Homies.”

Dear friend,

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