You Know You Have A Reading Problem When...

....you find yourself waking up in the middle of the night, sitting bolt upright, and saying "Holy crap. The year's almost over and I'm three Dan Simmons doorstops behind!"

...you divide your book purchases not into fiction & non-fiction, but into Books To Keep In the Car, Books To Read On Planes, Books To Read In the Living Room, Books to Read In Bed, and Books To Read Anywhere Else You Can Find The Time

...you ask your lovely wife to load up a pile of books for you in her car for her cross-co...