🐾 Purrella vs. the Gunsmoke Syndicate

Dear not-so-innocent bystander,

The Syndicate says I stole a cursed artifact. I say they shouldn’t leave cursed artifacts in unlocked display cases during open bar hours. We all have regrets.

This week’s Streaming Confession comes to you courtesy of a hijacked pirate radio signal, three bullets, two smoke grenades, and one very ticked-off Gunsmoke enforcer with a flamethrower arm and abandonment issues.

But fear not, kittens—I made it out with my fur intact and flair to spare. The cursed loot? Gone...