Quantum Crush

This is one of those short stories with long history based on the wondrous life of himself. It did really happen to him once (or twice now). Please enjoy.

As a young man, Felix Futzbucker dreamed of being entangled to a woman, quantumly. Felix didn't believe in "destiny" or "fate" or "soulmates" or some other concepts that had no proper scientific disposition to them, theoretical at least, but he did believe in linked particles, linked and inseparable, such as when one particle is measured, the ...