Useless speech

Philosophers seem to be particularly down on most things that us mango people like doing. Lolling around in bed, munching popcorn and watching TV? Bad for health and character. Going to the local pub and having a ball? Mucks up your liver and your life. Eat, drink and be merry for tomorrow you die? The day after you'll be reborn as a slug. I mean, name the thing that you find enjoyable, and this